Tuesday, September 17, 2013

Musings From Natalie #69

Natalie: "Mom, do you think I'm a fairy?"
Me: "Hmmm...you certainly are cute, but I don't see any wings."
Natalie: "Yea, well...they just haven't sprouted yet."

(If you wrapped up a box of horse manure and gave it to her, she wouldn't be upset -- she'd just want to know "where's the pony?")

Sunday, September 8, 2013

Deep Thoughts From Noah #36

Me: "Noah!"
Noah: "Stop taking my name in vain."
(Ok, God.  I can take a hint...we haven't been to church in 3 months.  We'll be there today.)

Friday, September 6, 2013

Deep Thoughts From Noah #35

"Mom, what was it that I was going to say? Because Natalie interrupted me and now I forgot."