Sunday, February 26, 2017

Musings From Natalie #139

"Mom, I made up a few new jokes. Wanna hear them?"

Natalie: Who is a baby's favorite singer?
Me: I don't know.
Natalie: Lady Gaga

Natalie: Did you hear about the pig who got hurt while exercising?
Me: No
Natalie: Yeah, they think it pulled a hamstring.

Natalie: What did the noodle say to his friend before leaving?
Me: I don't know.
Natalie: Pasta la vista.

Thursday, February 9, 2017

Musings From Natalie #138

Natalie: "Mom! I just made up a new joke. What kind of food do they serve on the North Pole?"
Me: "What?"
Natalie: "Brrrr-gers!"

Sunday, February 5, 2017

Musings From Natalie #137

Natalie: "Dad, did you know I could have been someone else in a past life."
Steve: "Yeah, some people believe in reincarnation."
Natalie: "What if I was Albert Einstein?...or maybe Martin Luther King, Jr.!"
Steve: "hmmm"
Natalie: "You were probably Curly."