Sunday, February 26, 2017

Musings From Natalie #139

"Mom, I made up a few new jokes. Wanna hear them?"

Natalie: Who is a baby's favorite singer?
Me: I don't know.
Natalie: Lady Gaga

Natalie: Did you hear about the pig who got hurt while exercising?
Me: No
Natalie: Yeah, they think it pulled a hamstring.

Natalie: What did the noodle say to his friend before leaving?
Me: I don't know.
Natalie: Pasta la vista.

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