No matter how gentle I am, brushing through Natalie's tangled tresses often elicits squawks of protest. So, I shouldn't have been surprised by the convo that followed after I trimmed her hair.
Me: "See, I only trimmed it. It looks so much nicer and was pretty painless."
Natalie: "Actually, it kinda felt like my hair was burning when you were cutting it. It really did. I could feel it burning."
Saturday, October 19, 2013
Thursday, October 17, 2013
Musings From Natalie #74
"Mom, tomorrow please don't put chips in my lunch because it distracts me from eating my vegetables."
Musings From Natalie #73
Natalie: "Mom, if I get married will I have to kiss him on the mouth?"
Me: "Um, of course not. But, I wouldn't worry about it. I'm sure you'll be able to work out all those details beforehand."
Me: "Um, of course not. But, I wouldn't worry about it. I'm sure you'll be able to work out all those details beforehand."
Thursday, October 10, 2013
Musings From Natalie #72
Natalie: "I can't wait for the half day at school today. My teacher is probably crying right now."
Me: "Why?"
Natalie: "Because she just loves school."
Natalie: "Can we adopt a kid?"
Me: "Uh, I don't think so."
Natalie: "Why not?...How much do they cost?...They're precious."
While listening to Adele's song, Rumor Has It...
Natalie: "Mom, what is she saying?"
Me: "Rumor has it."
Natalie: "What's a rumor?"
Me: "A story going around."
Natalie: "Aww...I thought she was saying Umer has it. I was hoping it was a person."
Me: "Hmm...what did you think Umer had?"
Natalie: "A piece of gold or something."
Me: "Why?"
Natalie: "Because she just loves school."
Natalie: "Can we adopt a kid?"
Me: "Uh, I don't think so."
Natalie: "Why not?...How much do they cost?...They're precious."
While listening to Adele's song, Rumor Has It...
Natalie: "Mom, what is she saying?"
Me: "Rumor has it."
Natalie: "What's a rumor?"
Me: "A story going around."
Natalie: "Aww...I thought she was saying Umer has it. I was hoping it was a person."
Me: "Hmm...what did you think Umer had?"
Natalie: "A piece of gold or something."
Wednesday, October 9, 2013
Deep Thoughts from Noah #37
"I really wish we could start school with P.E. then have
lunch then have recess then go home. I
really wish that. Besides lunch is very
important."
Friday, October 4, 2013
Musings From Natalie #71
After getting moved for talking in class yesterday...
Me: "How'd school go today?"
Natalie: "Well...I'm still at it."
(Looking on the bright side...at least she's honest. Maybe her gift for the gab will one day lead to her own radio or T.V. show)
While walking to the playground, Natalie overheard a boy say he hated his sister...
"Mom, he hates his sister?! That makes my heart burn, I tell you."
Me: "How'd school go today?"
Natalie: "Well...I'm still at it."
(Looking on the bright side...at least she's honest. Maybe her gift for the gab will one day lead to her own radio or T.V. show)
While walking to the playground, Natalie overheard a boy say he hated his sister...
"Mom, he hates his sister?! That makes my heart burn, I tell you."
Tuesday, October 1, 2013
Musings From Natalie #70
"After recess my back is like a carnival of sweat!"
"That rollercoaster scared the guts out of me!"
"That rollercoaster scared the guts out of me!"
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