Noah: "I don't understand why we are going to an Italian restaurant."
Me: "Because the food is delicious. They have pizza. You like pizza."
Noah: "No. An Italian restaurant is only for Italian people. I can't eat at an Italian restaurant...I'm English."
Me: "You speak English, but you aren't English. Actually you are more German than anything," I explained.
Noah: "Huh?!" Noah shrieked.
(this was more information than his little computer brain could compute.)