I don't know why, but Noah has been interested in getting married since he was 5 years old.
Morning car ride convo...
Noah: Mom, I know why Goofy never married.
Me: You do?
Noah: Yeah, it's because he has too many happy thoughts and he never went to college.
Me: I see.
(I don't know if I should be upset that he believes only moderately happy people get married or relieved that he feels it's best to finish school before heading down the aisle.)