Noah/Natalie: Can we have two Oreo cookies?
(Kids go to open package and discover there are only 2 cookies left)
Noah/Natalie: There are only 2 left!
Me: Ok, so you both get one.
While Natalie begins eating her cookie, Noah is upset.
Noah: But, I wanted two cookies. She could just break hers in half.
Me: So, you think she should have half a cookie and you should get one and a half cookies? That's not fair, though.
Noah: No, she could break hers in half and then I could give her half of mine. Then we'd BOTH have two!