St. Louisans know temperature is temporary. In a span of a few hours numbers can fluctuate 40 degrees. While driving Noah to school he listened to the radio announcer share how the 55-60 temps we've been enjoying the last couple of days will soon be dipping into the 20's...to which Noah exclaimed, "What?! That's harassment!"
I loathe cold weather, however, I've never thought to call Mother Nature out on her offensiveness in that way...which made me want to put his thought into a sentence
Dear Mother Nature
I find your lack of temperature stability offensive. Please stop harassing St. Louisans.