"I think God is my great, great, great, great, great, great, great Daddy," said Natalie
Natalie: "Mom, why is that lady just standing there?"
Me: "She's waiting for the bus."
Natalie: "Why doesn't she drive?"
Me: "Probably because she can't afford to buy a car and put gas in it."
Natalie: "Why don't we just stop and pick her up and take her to her house?"
Me: "Tuesday you guys are off school because it's election day."
Natalie: "What does that mean?"
Me: "It means everyone will be voting for the next president -- either Barack Obama or Mitt Romney."
Natalie: "MITT ROMNEY! MITT ROMNEY!!"
Me: "Have you been talking to your Dad?"
Natalie: "Nope...I just like RAM-en noodles!"