"Did God create dinosaurs?"
"Why can I get everything I want in heaven, but not here on Earth?"
"Are there bathrooms in heaven?"
"Will I have a body in heaven?"
"Are there telephones in heaven?"
"Can I be a kid in heaven?"
"When I get to heaven, can I sit on God's lap?"
"Who are God's parents?"
"Mom, this song is too much rock in roll. I think it might be too smokin'. Would you change the station?"