"Mom, can I raise puppies...like as my children? And, I'm going to give them human names like Annie and Oscar...and put wigs on them."
While watching Diary of a Wimpy Kid Dog Days...
Natalie: "He's kinda cute."
Me: "You think Greg is cute? Or did you mean his older brother?"
Natalie: "Um, actually I was talking about his Dad."
(Dear God: You better send two guardian angels for this one.)