Natalie: Mom, have you ever been to jail?
Natalie: Have you ever been sent to the principal's office?
Natalie: Well, I'm just wondering what will happen if I get sent to the principal's office.
Me: That's NOT going to happen.
Natalie: Yeah, but what if there is a little bit of a misunderstanding or something?
Dear God: Please give Principal R. an extra helping of understanding and patience this year.