Deep Thoughts From Noah #95

Noah: Mom, I have nothing to wear.

Me: How can that be? I've done all the laundry.
(I head upstairs to his room. Not only is his dirty laundry basket half full, but he has dirty clothes strewn all over his bedroom floor.

Me: Noah, you need to bring your dirty clothes down so I may wash them.

Noah: Oh. I forgot.

Me: Why are all of your clothes on the floor?

Noah: I don't know

Me: Noah, you have to have a better reason than "I don't know."

Noah: Well...because if I put them in the laundry basket I was afraid they would overflow.

Me: Touche

Deep Thoughts From Noah #93

Noah: Mom, I named my voice crack.
Me: You did...what do you call it?
Noah: Jimmy
Me: As in Jimmy Cracked Corn? Noah, you are too much.
Noah: Who is that? No, I just named it Jimmy because I can.

Deep Thoughts from Noah #32

Noah: "But, why do I have to have fruit before I can have dessert?  Last night Dad let me eat ice cream and I never ate fruit."
Me: "Hmm...really?"
Steve: "Noah, are you telling on me?"
Noah: "Well, it's for your own good."

Deep Thoughts From Noah #12

"Careful, the pizza is hot," I warned

"Well, people who like hot should live on the sun," shared Natalie

"They should also wear sunscreen," added Noah.