Natalie: "Taking care of hamsters is such hard work. I can't possibly feed all of them at the same time." (said while playing her Princess Zhu Zhu Pets video game)
Me: "Hmm...just think how hard it would be if they were real, live pets."
Natalie: "Yeah, do you know the worst thing about taking care of kids?"
Me: "What?"
Natalie: "The whining!"
Natalie: "Mom! Look at those kids wearing costumes!" (pointing to a group exiting karate class)
Me: "Those aren't costumes. They are wearing their uniform for karate class."
Natalie: "Oooh! Can I take karate class?"
Me: "I can look into it if you think you'd like it."
Natalie: "Oh yes! Do you think you could get me a pink belt to wear with the uniform?"
Me: "It's time for you to get a shower."
Natalie: "But I only played outside for a little bit."
Steve: "Well, maybe you just need to take a little shower."
Natalie: "Daddy, you're pushing it."
Natalie: "What's a budget?"
Me: "It's figuring out how much you have to spend your money on."
Natalie: "How 'bout we figure out how to spend our money on a vacation."
"When I'm a Mom I'm going to have two girls. I'll name one Candy and the other one Sparkle," shared Natalie.
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Hi Natalie, I’m Anne from Life on the Funny Farm (http://annesfunnyfarm.blogspot.com/2012/10/chicken-scratch-saturday-quippsy.html), and I’m visiting from Finding the Funny.
ReplyDeleteThese are funny! Your kids are awesome. I just did a review for a thing called Quippsy that you should join. I swear, I get no kick-backs. If you click on the link above, you can get a free membership. It's a place to write in the funny things your kids say, and then people vote on them and stuff. Seems cool, I don't know.
Have a good one!
Thanks, Anne! I'll check it out.
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