Natalie: "I really want a boyfriend."
Natalie: "So I can have someone to hang out with."
Me: "You have LOTS of girlfriends you can hang out with."
Natalie: "Yeah, but I want someone I can hang out with who is handsome, cute and adorable."
(Dear God: Please send help)
Me: "No cavities! You guys did great!"
Natalie: "Awww...I like cavities. I wanted to get one."
Me: "You do NOT want cavities. They cost me $150 and then they have to drill a big hole in your mouth. Not fun."
Natalie: "Yeah, but when you get a cavity they give you a helium balloon afterwards."
Me: "I'll get you a balloon."
Me: "Natalie! For the 3rd time, turn turn off the T.V. It's time to take Noah to school."
Natalie: "Oh, sorry Mom. I thought you said keep watching the T.V."
(Sigh...I have no doubt you did.)