Natalie: "Mom, what would you do if I was a bear?"
Me: "I'd probably run away?"
Natalie: "But, I'm a nice bear"
Me: "Oh, in that case I'd keep you.'
Natalie: "Where would I sleep?"
Me: "I guess I would have to make you a little home of your own."
Natalie: "I couldn't live in your house?"
Me: "Would you poop on my floor?"
(Well, at least I'd be raising an honest little bear)
"Mom, is your love eternal?"
"Mom, I think Disneyland is like a paradise for kids."
"Mom, I'm gonna write a story without any words...um, nah...words make stories more interesting....because they can be in different languages like Chinese and English and Ohio-an."
(Hmmm...I guess that's why Steve and I don't always understand one another...with him being from Ohio and all.)