Natalie: "Mom, did you know on My Little Pony, Apple Jack's little sister doesn't say excuse me when she burps."
Me: "She doesn't? That's not very nice."
Natalie: "It's 'cause she lives on a farm."
Me: "They don't have manners. I wouldn't like that place."
Natalie: "I would! They get to do whatever they want. I'd want to live there...then I could draw on the walls n'stuff."
Me: "You have to eat at least two bites of your chicken or no dessert."
Natalie: "Ok, I'll just eat the crunchy part and leave the white part."
Me: "You have to eat the white part, too. That's the chicken."
Natalie: "Aww, Mom...but it's just too....chickeny."
After dinner Natalie brought me two different boxes of treats
Me: "You need to pick one."
Natalie: "And then the other?"