"Mom, can I have your diamond ring when you're an old lady?"
"Mom, you are so cool. We should put you in a museum...in the best place."
"Mom, when I have kids remember to go easy on them, ok?"
"Mom, do you like me more than you love me? Or, love me more than you like me?"
"Mom, today is the best day of my life! Because today I get to do two fun things. I'm going to wear my best panties."