Musings From Natalie #59

Natalie: "How many children does God have in his hands?"

Steve: "All of them."

After finishing her cheeseburger Natalie said, "I need a refill."


Natalie: "Did you  just eat pickles?"
Steve: "Yes."
Natalie: "I don't like to eat pickles but I LOVE pickle breath!"


Me: "Natalie, that's enough.  I'm at the end of my rope."
Natalie: "Oh, would you like me to pull you back to the beginning?"