While tucking Natalie in with more than two dozen of her closest stuffed furry friends...
Natalie: "Mom, you don't have any stuffed animals, don't you get lonely?"
Me: "No. I've got your Dad."
Natalie: "He's like your stuffed animal...only he snores. Too bad he doesn't have an off button."
"Mom, I am SOOO itchy. I think I might have the Chicken Bawks!"