Noah: Mom, look at this!
Me: Noah, please don't put the Silly Putty on the furniture.
Noah: I'm not...I just put it on the chair.
Natalie: Noah please chew with your mouth closed.
Noah: I am!
Natalie: Fine. I'll just turn my head so I can't see you.
Noah: Mahhhm! Will you tell her to stop looking away from me?