"Mom, you know what would be really great?...if you could be a kid WITH me."
"Mom, after I graduate from college...if I don't have enough money to get an apartment, can I just explore the world?"..."Then I can collect souvenirs from my travels and then get a boyfriend and then...I could babysit for money and give some of my souvenirs to the kids and then if their mom dies I can be their mom because I don't think I'm going to have kids. I think I want to adoct. I don't have to have a husband if I adoct, right?