Once upon a time there was a princess that lived in a tall castle. Her name was Rapunzel and she was so pretty that every son of every person wanted to marry her, but she said, “No, no, no!"
She looked and looked, but she couldn't find her favorite friend.
All the girls didn't want to marry him, he was ugly and stinky. He had bugs in his hair and slime coming out of his nose, but he loved God best. So, Rapunzel wanted to marry the one who had the most love. His name was Stinky.
Stinky kissed the princess Rapunzel and his lips were so gross she had to wipe off her mouth because his kiss tasted like worm poop, but she loved him anyway.