Overhead while Noah and Natalie were playing restaurant with Nat's play kitchen:
"I'll be the cook," said Noah.
"No, I'll be the cook. You be the dishwasher," instructed Natalie
"I don't want to be the dishwasher," said Noah.
"But, the dishwasher is a VERY important job!" promised Natalie.
"Fine." surrendered Noah
"Mom, is that a sausage dog?" asked Natalie while pointing to a dachshund.
Me: "Are you having fun with Grandma?"
Natalie: "I'm having buckets of fun...100 BUCKETS!"
(Hmmm...was this before or after Grandma bought you a Monster High doll?)